1. An Eastern European who carries his nation’s banner is a flag Pole.
2. In Kiev Ukraine your neck.
3. A postal employee in Prague fell among packages.  The Czech was in the mail.
4. If one uses up one’s photo card in Helsinki, is this situation a photo finish?
5. A messy Eastern European is slovenly.
6. The practical person (not a Bohemian, artistic type) was Praguematic.  Czech out my jokes, which are Central to my European-themed witticisms.
7. Italy is a great nation to boot.  (Am I a heel for saying this?)
8. The two Scandinavian lovers were Swede hearts.  I would tell a similar joke about Norwegians, but that is Oslo as I will go.  And I will not Dane to say anything about lovers in Copenhagen.  I am Finnished now.
9. I am done speaking Finnish.  Do you Lapp up these jokes?
10. How best to use a candle in Switzerland is a burning question.
11. What does an upset married German woman do?  She frauns.  Is this madame worst joke ever?
12. The Scottish person felt Pict on.