1. Are Uganda Belize it?  Taiwan Macao Togo to Czech out a Réunion.  I would never Dane to tell you I’m Ghana stop Jamaican these jokes, that I’m Finnished telling these Laosy puns.  There’s Norway I would ever stoop Oslo as to do that.  Perhaps Taipei for my jokes, though.  Formosa my life, I’ve told puns.  Some people have been Swede enough to enjoy them.
2. The farmer who wandered around his farm went far afield.
3. The lake without a walkway was pierless.
4. I will get around to studying a globe.
5. The young man found his sense of direction when he became a cartographer.  He found that his future was mapped out for him.
6. To move about, but not forward or backward, is to sidewalk.

1. An Eastern European who carries his nation’s banner is a flag Pole.
2. In Kiev Ukraine your neck.
3. A postal employee in Prague fell among packages.  The Czech was in the mail.
4. If one uses up one’s photo card in Helsinki, is this situation a photo finish?
5. A messy Eastern European is slovenly.
6. The practical person (not a Bohemian, artistic type) was Praguematic.  Czech out my jokes, which are Central to my European-themed witticisms.
7. Italy is a great nation to boot.  (Am I a heel for saying this?)
8. The two Scandinavian lovers were Swede hearts.  I would tell a similar joke about Norwegians, but that is Oslo as I will go.  And I will not Dane to say anything about lovers in Copenhagen.  I am Finnished now.
9. I am done speaking Finnish.  Do you Lapp up these jokes?
10. How best to use a candle in Switzerland is a burning question.
11. What does an upset married German woman do?  She frauns.  Is this madame worst joke ever?
12. The Scottish person felt Pict on.

1. Hamlet daned to speak to Ophelia.
2. Lady Macbeth did not get away Scot free.
3. Am I bard from telling bad puns about William Shakespeare and his characters?
4. The dirty playwright had to clean up his act.