1. I would pun about trees but that would require me to branch out or go out on a limb.  So I will leaf that option alone, and not fall for it.
2. Vegetables will inevitably turnip.  I mustard the courage to publish this post.
3. The evasive lawn care worker beat around the bush.
4. If there were a disco song about flowers, it would be Stamen Alive.  I must be a pistil for sharing that pun.
5. A Christmas tree can spruce up one’s home.
6. Should I liken a lichen to algae?
7. People are wise to distinguish among varieties of sage plants.
8. Jokes about eyes are cornea than other humorous statements.
9. One bee accused another bee of using flowery language.
10. Pulling up weeds is a garden-variety task.
11. I was trying to extol the virtues of a soothing and fragrant ointment, but somebody interrupted me, saying, “Don’t rub it in.”
12. I pine for cones.
13. The happy gardener said, “Hosanna!”
14. One who functions as a sentry of different plants is guardin’ variety.
15. The florist who drove quickly put the petal to the metal.  He did not stamen put.

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This is post #2020 of SUNDRY THOUGHTS.

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